> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://prone-to-an-overshare.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Celebrity Traitors UK Season 2 , Ep#4 Recap and Reaction - "I didn't choose the Traitor Life, The Traitor Life Chose Me" - URL: https://prone-to-an-overshare.ghost.io/celebrity-traitors-season-2-ep-4-recap-and-reaction-i-didnt-choose-the-traitor-life-the-traitor-life-chose-me/ - Published: 2026-10-16T10:51:23.000Z - Updated: 2026-10-16T11:04:51.000Z - Description: We find who, out of the three B's, has been murdered. Romesh calls up a spirit. Bash takes one for the team. Jerry's intuition is ignored, again. And Hannah has a hell of a job ahead of her trying to redirect suspicions befor this evenings roundtable. - Author: Gemma - Tags: The Celebrity Traitors UK \*Obvs Contains spoilers... It's the following morning and we're waiting to see who was murdered. Jerry, Romesh, Rob, Miranda and Joe are the first to arrive. Rob says they're a happy little trio who are bonding over the fact that "no-one cares what we think about the game. We add nothing to the theories". Everyone's talking about how bad they felt that they got it wrong voting for Myha'la. Jerry tries to bring up James A again, "why did James A accuse Michael? Did that seem rehearsed?". Romesh says, No, that that was just what James definitely thought. Rob backs that up with, "he doesn't like to do anything about behaviour, it's all about logic, the game and strategy". Miranda adds, "It's the emotional that will trip us up, he's such a good balance". *Maybe the perfect balance for....a traitor??* But befor they have time to say anymore, more people arrive. Traitors are amongst them, in the form of Hannah and James A. "I didn't choose the traitor life, the traitor life chose me. I know people are suspicious of me, but I'm going to enjoy every last moment! Wearing the green hood in the conclave– "*(ohhhh that's what it is? I've been calling it a tower)* "– and plotting. I am absolutely determined to have a really fun day". *Good! That's what we like to hear. A traitor who is enjoying playing the role!* The subject of Bella has come up. Leigh-Ann says Bella would be a good potential murder for the traitors. Joe mentions he thinks she might actually BE a traitor. James agrees and says it would be good to really look at her today. *(Ohhh good! Does that mean one of the others - please let it be Bash - has been murdered!?)*. Next in are the rest of the faithfuls and we're all wondering, along with them, who will be murdered out of the three B's. "James Blunt has been the leader of the Julie campaign. If James Blunts gone it's quite obvious because he was carrolling sligtly,wasn't he?" - Rob says to Miranda. "I hope it's not Bash", says Sharon. "If Bella don't come back my head will absolutely be spun!", says Kenny. In walks.....James B and Bash. Oh no, dear Bella has been murdered! Cut to the night befor: "I think they were right to have murdered me because I think I would have maybe figured it out. I hope the faithful win, I really do. I feel very attached to the faithful now...Goodnight, this is the end". *And just like a little Bilbo Baggins at his eleventy-first birthday party, Bella is gone.* Miranda, Maya and Michael go into the bar. "You can't trust Hannah", warns Miranda. And then proceeds to fill Maya and Michael in on her theory from last nights warning from Myha'la. Michael agrees with her. Maya does her best shocked acting. In the library everyones talking to Bash and Julie about Bella, asking about her theories. However Bash and Julie are keeping tight lipped least the traitors hear. Julie's latest wild theory is that she inadvertently chose the traitor when she handed Joe the shield in episode 1\. James and Leigh-Ann are discussing his theory about Julie - he's convinced he's onto something. In the kitchen Mirandas sweet tooth is demanding chocolate. Julie jumps up to find some for her but is unsuccessful. All of a sudden she plops down and urgently whispers, "what are you thinking?". Jerry happens upon them at this moment and says, "I'm thinking James A" - she's like a bloodhound, she will not let this go. "I was going to say he's one of my 100% faithfuls", Miranda exclaims. "James Blunt?", Jerry offers up. (Maybe she just has a thing against anyone called 'James'?) "I think you might be onto something there", Julie says. Miranda agrees, "He's the one who was sowing the seed, big time, about you \[Julie\] and the shield. He was spreading that everywhere. But I think it is quite interesting that he is determined to spread the heat on you". *You can really see Miranda having a really good think as she says this, to gauge Julies reactions maybe?* Anyway, no time for anymore theories. We're off to the next challenge. In Maya's car with her are Sharon, Julie and Joanna. Again, Joanna is straight out with her questions, this time to Julie. "What are you going to do with the information you have from Bella?" "I don't want to reveal it today because I'm just nervous that it's going to put my head on the block", Julie answers. "Fair enough", Joanna doesn't question her further and Maya just nods. *Perhaps making a mental note to murder Julie befor the nights out?* "There's Claudia! It's the cabin! The scary cabin. It's creepy.... It's giving *murder*" Sharon says in her wee glaswegian lilt. **Challenge #4: Split into two groups, each group has a chance to enter the cabin and fulfill the spirits dying wish.** While in there you have to listen to the clue, find the spirits cherished item and hand it over to them when they come a'knockin. If you give the spirit the wrong item it will take you away for the rest of the challenge. Miranda and her team go inside first. Romesh and his lot are outside,. "Hold hands", says Claudia. "My mum is going to absolutely hate this. 'He held hands with them and then they summoned the devil'", jokes Romesh in his Mother Shanthi voice. Everyone giggles. Then Claudia instructs them to read the words in front of them to summon 'the first visitor'. *Ring, Ring, Ring, this world will let you in* *Ring, ring ring, you're dying wish we'll bring!* In the cabin the phone rings and they're given their clue. Find Jeffrey! Bash finds a diary and reads out the entry describing the spirits first date. Next moment a bunch of photos tumble out of the fireplace. The group get to frantically searching through for Jeffrey. All of a sudden a bloody hand thumps onto the window outside, leaving a gruesome streak. "That was horrible for the chest", says Maya to Miranda. "Really loud", Miranda agrees. "A little wee came out", Maya adds. (*Hahahahaha! Bit of an Overshare Maya, but this is defo the place for it! {wink!})* Next minute there is a {*knock, knock, knock}* at the door. The spirit has arrived! Miranda takes the photo to it and is given a bag of gold. Yay! The euphoria is shortlived though because they have a new clue to solve. Back to Romesh, he's still chanting like his life depends on it. He's practically yelling up to the heavens! In an aside to us from his chair he says, " 'Ring, ring, ring'. When my three boys see this they're going to absolutely rinse me for it. 'Ring, ring, ring' my wife will definitely describe this as an ick". Back to the cabin and the spirit seems to have lost her jewellery down the loo. This is Bashes time to shine. "I didn't think, I just saw the toilet and I was like, 'Ross, move out of the way. This is my moment!" He literally dives straight down the toilet and back up he comes, hands full of poo-covered jewels. Everyones gagging at the stench of the faux poo. Miranda takes it one step further, "I think I'm going to be sick!" and starts retching. "In the toilet, go in the toilet" shout Ross and Sharon. She does. "I've literally just vomitted in that toilet". *{Knock, knock, knock}. Eeee!* The spirit is here for it's jewel. Julie takes it this time. There is a moment of uncertainty, it seems from the spirit,(might be hard to see, what with all that faux poo covering it) but she says, "that *is* amethyst" and so the spirit takes it and gives her the gold. Next minute another clue tells them where to find the shield. Bash dives in yet again (to a toy chest this time), and comes up triumphant. "If I'd stuck my head down the toilet for nothing I would have been fuming!"*Lucky Bash.* Now the teams swap over. Romesh's crew are too excited to fully absorb the first clue. They're supposed to find a certain wedding dress and shoes but have no idea. Romesh has to take the items to the spirit. But they're wrong and he's whisked away for the rest of the game. The team gets the next clues correct and fulfills the spirits wishes. When the clue for the shield is given Hannah and Kenny are right there. Kenny takes a picture off the wall revealing the shield but Hannah hesitates. She doesn't want to get in trouble over a shield like she did the day befor. However, not going for the shield is now also making her look guilty. In the cars going back Kenny, Miranda and James A are together. "Did you see any traitorous behaviour from Hannah?", she asks. "I didn't", James states. "Ohhh", begins Kenny, "when I picked the shield up there was like a two to three second buffer and Hannah had the opportunity to pick it, but she didn't". "Hannah was *desperate* to get a shield yesterday!", Miranda exclaims. "It felt like she almost held off to make herself look a bit innocent", Kenny continued. "Well, that's solid isn't it", James gives Miranda and Kenny the reaction they're looking for. There's not much else he can do in that moment. Hannahs reaction to the shield was weird, and damning. As he explains to camera later from his chair, "There's heat on Hannah. Hannah is a traitor. I want to look after Hannah so I'm tying myself in knots here, because I want to help the faithfuls but I also want to protect the traitors". "We've got so much evidence to Hannah being a traitor", states Miranda. *GULP! James, you need to have a quick catchup with Maya and Hannah befor the roundtable!!* *Also, Ms Marple, watch your back! Your 100% faithful James A is aware you are hot on the traitors trail!* Back in the castle, as they're milling around getting food James A casually asks Hannah how she's feeling. She says shes nervous, especially after everything with Myha'la yesterday. "They're going to ask you about that", he casually states. *Good, at least he's made her aware she needs to be prepared with a story, when they come for her.* In the kitchen Joanna is sharing her possibles with Kenny. "I think Julie and Bash are traitors". "Bash!?", says Kenny, surprised. "Julie I understand" "Ok, park him. Definitely Julie" "But why?" "Just from general behaviour.....I can tell.....I'm going to vote for her" *Ohhhh, careful Joanna. You might be seen to be leading, or coralling as Rob says, people into voting Julie. That could backfire on you!* "Julie is a traitor with a capital 'T'. God love her, she *oozes* deceit!". *I love how confidently these faithfuls declare the wrong people as traitors!* In the hall Julie asks James B, "Are you a traitor, James?" James B, confident that he is right in his theory politely says, "Well you know very well that I am not Julie. And you *know that* very well!". These two faithfuls have eachother in their sights. These poor deluded faithfuls. In the bar Rob, Miranda and Sharon are sharing their theories. "I'm voting for Julie", Rob says. "It's Julie, Ross and Hannah", Miranda states excitedly. "And I've got evidence with her not telling me about Myha'la. You cannot trust her. We've got to decide what to do." "I can't call it", says Joe, in the billiard room with a much calmer group of Leigh-Ann, Michael, Maya and Ross. He can't get over why the Traitors would have murdered Bella when people were, apparently, suspicious of her and would have potentially voted her off anyway. "It has to be something else", Michael states. "Julie and Bella had conversations and Julie said that. Which is kind of wild, cause at breakfast this morning, me and Joanne were like, 'So, what do you think?' to Julie, and Julie was like, 'I've got to keep it to myself'. I mean, can we? Can people go through this game by just saying, 'I'm just going to keep it to myself'? Not really". "Well, you can I suppose,but it just makes you look very suspicious", Michael says. "Yeah", everyone agrees. Well, Mayas done her bit, she's spread out her trail of seeds to the poor, innocent little faithful birds, to peck along and come to the wrong conclusions. Lets see if she's done enough to sway the votes in Hannahs favour. Time for the roundtable: Michael kicks it off with, "Why Bella?" - why did they get rid of them? Bash lets them know of Bellas theory that Joe and Hannah were their top suspects. Kenny adds to this with his evidence of Hannas weird hesitancy to get the shield when she's been so desperate for one the day befor. "It looks like you're trying to disguise yourself as a Faithful, when really you're a Traitor. I just want to understand, why were you hesitant?", he asks. "In this game people who are known for being smart are at risk of both being murdered and also of being banished,right, simultaneously", Hannah begins, "and so I have felt really vulnerable every day. I'm the only person - and Jerry actually - here who has never had a shield, so of course I want one, but at the same time I also want to be a team player Right? And I know that you were there, and I know you wanted a shield as well and I'm not gonna...I think the situation with Myha'la yesterday, I've like, just generally felt I've sort of shrunk a little bit today". "Ok, that's fair enough, yeah, that's fair enough". Kenny is happy with that explanation! Phew! Well done Girl! You may have changed a few minds with that rather long winded , "poor me for being smart" speech. But Mirandas not convinced. "Myha'la and you, there was two different stories about what happend in the crypt", Miranda points out , "She said, 'Why aren't you telling them that I said, 'Oh you need a shield more than me?', she said, 'that's my only defence'". "The reason I wasn't telling was because I think we do not know how many shields there were in the crypts right? And by me telling that story at the Round Table it would be me admitting that I didn't have a shield. I wanted the traitors to believe that I had a shield" "If you were as suspicious as you say you were, about Myha'la then surely a traitor already knew", points out Bash. "Yeah, that's a really good point", Hannah agrees. " I think it's really important that we're all suspicious of eachother. I think the thing with me and Jerry coming into breakfast, has like thrown everybody. I totally understand why I'm under suspicion". "I will say, and Hannah I adore you. I'm surprised you're still here", says Joanne matter-of-factly. "I am too" "It's not just killing they've done, they've done recruitment too", Rob points out about the traitors. "I would recruit you in a shot!", says Joanna. "Honestly, me too", Hannah admits. James B changes the subject to Julie and reminds everyone that Myha'la voted for her and to Julie he says, "I felt you were leading the charge against Myha'la..just getting it in peoples ears" he also points out she was the first to go for Richard at the roundtable. She tries to tell them all she believed it was Richard *befor* the roundtable but that they've forgotten. James A seeing his opportunity says, "I feel like you were leading the charge on Richard, and leading another charge on Myha'la..you're hunting traitors pretty hardcore--" "And Julie, if you are a traitor, you are a phenomenal actress!", Joe interjects bringing some levity to the moment. "I'm alright with that!", Julie laughs. "I'm saying that because I would like to be recruited at some stage", hear that traitors, you've got a *WILLING* recruit just waiting to be asked! Something new for Maya who, up til now has had to recruit 1)possibly the most faithful player in the game. And 2)the woman who specifically didn't want to be a traitor because she "oozed prefect energy" and knew she wouldn't be able to pull it off. *(In fairness, she managed to evade banishment last night and it's really 50/50 this evening but she may have swayed them with her garbled "I've shrunk" explanation of a moment ago).* Maya leaps in to add on to the Julie mistrust. "We spent some time together in the car, you weren't up for sharing Bellas theories with us today and I just thought you know, surely at this point you kind of do need to give a little bit, like Bash just did now". "I've just gone dry mouthed! Oh no! I'm so guilty!", Julie jokes grabbing for her water. Michael wonders if Bella might have said her theories to someone else. Leigh-Ann says she thinks anyone who was told a theory by Bella should raise their hand. "As far as I know, it's only myself, Romesh, Ross and Julie", says Bash....*ohh, he may have just given everyone more amo about Ross and also cemented in their heads about Julie. He may also have unwittingly gotten Hannah off the hook? Maybe?* Rob points out that just passing on something you've heard doesn't make you guilty. Julie again tries to prove her innocence by reminding people that a couple of days ago they were all convinced she was a faithfull. *Yes Julie, but alot can happen in a couple of days. Plenty of time to have been recruited, as Hannah and James can attest. Plenty of time for ridiculous theories to swirl.* "It would be such a cruel move wouldn't it. To take the most trusted of our group and make them the most suspected", Michael muses. "Cruel, but very, very clever", adds Miranda. Leigh-Ann, with tears in her eyes says she can't get the shield theory of James B's out of her head. That they all gave her the shield and made her a traitor. Julie tries to assure them all she was only shielded from murder, nothing else happened from it. Romesh says it's sad that in just 3 days they've flipped on the person they thought was the most trustworthy. *Yeah but in fairness, how did you all come up with that? She said herself she didn't know many of you, and was quite starstruck, which is why she was going up and saying hello and introducing herself to everyone. I actually think she was the one you all picked to possibly get rid of first, because you saw the coffins there, and didn't know her, and so just said "you're the most trustworthy" because you didn't want to run the risk of being chosen for some unknown thing, possibly a murder right then and there. You all sacrificed her then, and you're possibly going to do it again now!* Jerry says it would be such a shame to all vote for Julie to find out she was a faithful. Sharon wonders if she's been walking around the castle with blinders on. "Did I just take them off at the roundtable?". Hannah takes this moment to make an impassioned speech, on behalf of the most at risk in the show, the people known for being trustworthy and the smart "the mistake the faithfuls make, time and time again is they take the people who stand out, the most trustworthy, the people who've got a reputation for being smart...and then the faithful kill them and you weaken the faithfuls overall". *Oooohhh, well played Hannah. You can see they're mostly leaning towards Julie so you're taking this moment to stand up for her, to make yourself seem innocent when she inevitably gets voted out. Well played indeed.* "I think what we need to be doing is looking at everybody", *ummmm, ok girl, but when you say that you are throwing people like Maya, who was only ever on your radar, and James A, who was only on Jerrys radar, into the light as well. You do remember you are supposed to keep your fellow traitors safe right? Hannah reminds me of a classic panicked drowning victim. James and Maya are the lifegaurds who have swum out to help her. But Hannah, in her panic, has socked Maya in the eye and is now pushing James under.* "Suddenly shrunk Hannah has come alive and has got theories", observes Miranda, "so tell us!". "Julie, I'm not going to vote for you. I know that I'm a faithful. I don't know if you are or not but I don't want to make the same mistake that all the other people who've played this game have made. Jerry I am going to vote for you this evening...I think we need faithfuls who are pulling in the same direction". "I've been saying my opinion", says a flustered Jerry. *Yes Jerry, and your opinions have been pretty spot on, which is why Hannah is gunning for you*. "I know, I just want everybody to know that there are other options". Ok Hannah. You've said your piece. Time to vote! Jerry - Hannah, "it was odd that neither of us were murdered". *YES!* Rob - Julie Leigh-Ann - Hannah James A - Julie Joe - Hannah Bash - Hannah Romesh - Hannah Michael - Julie Hannah - Jerry Ross - Julie James B - Julie Julie - Blunty Kenny - Hannah - *I guess he the impassioned speech didn't win him over.* Maya - Julie Miranda - Julie Joanna - Julie Sharon - Julie, "You've been one of my best pals in here, so I really hope you're a Traitor". \[Tears are welling\]. And so, Julie, the one voted Most Trustworthy.... "I'm a faithful"..... is banished. "I'm so angry I wrote that name!", Miranda fumes storming away from the table. "I'm so sorry, that's my fault", James B tries to apologize for his part in this. "Yeah!", Miranda makes no move to comfort dear Blunty. *Come on Miranda. You made that choice yourself! She says she was leading the Hannah train but then saw she wasn't going to get the votes, so changed her vote to Julie? That's weird in itself. You should have still voted for Hannah if you were so certain.* They're all turning on Blunty now. "It's him that was like, it's this person, that person...Julie, Julie, Julie", Sharon is feeling guilty for voting Julie and laying that guilt onto poor Blunty. *Oh no Sharon, not you too.* *God I love this game! It is such a fascinating look at human behaviour.* Up in the tower Hannah and James are lamenting at having to vote out Julie and the guilt that they're feeling. Maya has had enough, "I never thought I'd have to tell you two to snap into 'Murder Mode' but here we are". Befor she can continue the peptalk Claudia enters with news. Tonight they will play a murderous game of Hide and Seek. They are to choose 4 people. They can't choose a shielded player but they can choose one of themselves...."I've never not seen that decision backfire", says James. So they won't be doing that. They choose Rob, Romesh, Ross and Leigh-Ann. Outside the 4 faithfuls have been assembled and Claudia tells them they are here to play hide and seek. They are to hide in the crypts. The traitors are going to seek them out, with the idea of murdering one of them face to face. There is one key available for one of them to lock their door to stop the traitors getting in. If that person is targeted by the traitors then there will be no murder this evening. There is a short discussion where they try to decide who is most in danger. Leigh-Ann says it's probably Ross. Ross thinks its Leigh-Ann. Rob agrees it's Leigh-Ann. Romesh thinks it's himself, but concedes it's a democracy so goes along with it. "Run!" yells Claudia, and they're off into the night. End of Episode.