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# Celebrity Traitors UK Season 2, Ep #3 Recap and Reaction- the one where Miranda says what I'm thinking regarding James Blunt.
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- Published: 2026-10-16T09:14:38.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-16T11:02:42.000Z
- Description: Another Traitor is chosen. Ross gets to relive his childhood. Romesh goes medieval and likes it. And James B takes charge again and we are all here for it!
- Author: Gemma
- Tags: The Celebrity Traitors UK

*\*Contains Spoilers\**

We're into Ep 3 and straight into the voting.   
Miranda - Richard  
Richard - Bella  
Joanna - Leigh-Ann  
Sharon - Richard  
Jerry - Leigh-Ann  
Rob - Richard  
Leigh-Ann - Richard  
Myha'la \[wink\]- Richard - whaaaat, after all the talk defending him?!? This is going to look suspicious to the rest, surely?  
James - Richard - well, he had to.  
Bella - Richard  
Joe - Richard "I'm sorry I asked you" \[that question about being a traitor\] - Y*es Joe! We are all sorry you asked him as well! I was so looking forward to seeing Richard live his best Traitor era. Rather than this, his traitor error.*  
Seb - Richard  
Romesh - Richard  
Michael - Richard  
Hannah - Richard  
Ross - Richard  
James B - Hannah  
Julie - Richard  
Kenny - Richard  
Maya - Richard

Yes, Richard doesn't have to leave us hanging long, "I am..an unfaithful traitor!". There is general whooping and clapping amongst the faithful, celebrating their victory.*I don't know why everyones so ecstatic, like they've accomplished something huge.*   
"I've managed to checkmate myself!", Richard concedes to the camera later in his chair. *Yes, guys, he literally TOLD you he was a traitor! They're not all going to be that easy!*

Julie's got a new theory, "Myha'la winked at him as she put her thing \[chalkboard\] up!". She's convinced! She thinks it's going to be an easy 2 in a row. *Watch your back Myha'la!*

Meanwhile, in the kitchen Myha'la is trying to dig herself out of that traitor sized hole she's stepped into. "I'm annoyed I got played like that!"  
"Defending a traitor that hard is crazy! I'm hoping my empathy will not be mistook for careless traitor business". *Girl, that is exactly what it is being taken as.*  
Strangely Joanna isn't under suspicion. Her playing it stupid is really working!  
Hannah is conferring with Joe, trying to pass on as much wisdom as she can befor her inevitable murder this evening (just to remind everyone, her and Jerry are up for elimination this evening due to Jerry freaking out in their grave that day and saying the safe word, "Haggis" to be let out early).  
"Look for patterns" she whispers to him.  
  
It's later that evening, everyone is tucked up in their bnbs, apart from our traitors who have business to attend to. Murderous business.  
But the death of one of their own has created a vacancy in their group and the option to recruit a new member, instead of committing a murder has been offered to them. They weigh up some options.  
Bella is smart, they have the trust of a few people. Hannah is smart, and possibly not being suspected currently (apart from James B). Though her showing up tomorrow at breakfast with no-one being murdered is going to look suspicious.  
Miranda - Ms Marple would be a fabulous choice! She is like the queen of the faithfuls! No-one suspects her!! *I vote Miranda!*   
Unfortunately my vote counts for nought and they've gone with Hannah.  
Hannah is nervous, but excited. She is going to have to get her lies ready for tomorrows breakfast. "Breakfast tomorrow, everyones going to be really suspicious when me and Jerry walk in, so I think the lies that I'm going to tell have to be as close to the truth as possible". *Oooohh, that's a good idea! Tell them you received a recruitment letter, and that you turned it down!! Are you allowed to do that?*

It's the following morning. Everyone's buzzing after their success of the night befor and they're discussing who is going to walk through that door, and who the other traitors might be. Michael is suspicious of Myha'la after last nights about-turn at the round table. "I also think Richard and someone very young is something that would work well as traitors, a Bella or a Myha'la" he says to James B and Maya. James agrees. Maya just looks like she's realising she's no longer in the "very young" camp and isn't sure how she feels about it. But good, she's not under suspicion.   
  
Knock, knock. This is it. Everyone is there apart from Jerry and Hannah. Who is going to walk through the door.....first. It's Jerry, "oooohhhhh", they all say, but it turns into, "wwwwoooooah?", as Hannahs nervous little face pops around the door. *Oh girl. Your face girl. Tell your face to relax!* 
 *Will she tell them she received a recruitment letter but declined?*  
"What happened?", everyone asks.  
"Nothing", says Hannah. *WTF Hannah!? Is that it?*  
"Hannah", Miranda says across the table, "very pleased to see you".  
"I know, I'm very pleased to be here! I sort of, I'm not really trusting it yet", Hannah says. *Girrrrrllll, your face! Something is up with your face!* *You look sooo nervous. You need to get back that prefect energy that was ooozing out of you yesterday because currently the energy is* '*child who has just been caught doing something naughty'.*   
Everyone looks suspicious. Miranda says what they're all thinking, "The thing is, you could have had an ultimatum".  
"Yeah,I didn't", says Hannah, who then proceeds to sit there with THE MOST GUILTY EXPRESSION you have ever seen.   
"But what about Richard!?", Jerry cries out. Everyone stops staring at Hannah and now looks at Jerry.  
"What do you mean what about Rich--?", Kenny asks.  
"What about Richard being a traitor!?", Jerry cries out. "Isn't that crazy!?"   
"Why are you changing the subject?", a suspicious Kenny asks, "we're more confused as to why you two are here!"  
"Well, we have no idea!", Jerry tells him, in a slightly truculent tone.  
Kenny is suuuuspicous. He thinks Jerry has been recruited.  
Miranda is studying Hannah carefully but keeping her thoughts to herself. "I definitely clocked a nervousness in her, which is very interesting", she says to camera later, " I saw it, *I saw it*".  
Joanna is studying Hannah as well and isn't keeping her thoughts to herself. "Poor Hannah, she's been recruited", she says to James and Seb.  
"Are you sure?", James asks, a little perplexed.  
"Yeah", she says confidently.  
James tries to plant the idea that maybe that's what the traitors want them to think. Meanwhile Maya asks Michael if he thinks Jerry could have been recruited, due to her being, "the most animated" she's ever been. Michael thinks Jerry and Hannah are both traitors. *Yikes, maybe recruiting Professor Hannah, wasn't the best idea.*

The faithfuls have a little downtime befor the next challenge so they seperate off into groups. Kenny and James B are blissfully playing croquet on the lawn, not a care in the world. Meanwhile Julie and Bella scurry off to a quiet corner outside to trade thoughts on new possibles. They're both convinced it's Myha'la based on the 'wink'. Bella is also convinced it's Joe based on the 2 shields at the beginning of the game. She thinks those 2 shields gave the traitors the choice to recruit either her (Julie) or Joe and that they went with Joe. They think Hannah and Jerry are a diversion. 

Inside, in the library the rest are sitting around also discussing their possibles. Maya and James are there.   
Ross says he feels someone has been seduced.  
Michael is quite confidently saying two traitors have been added since the original picks by Claudia. (James has decided to plant a seed at the next roundtable and name Michael as a possible traitor.)  
Seb says the traitors will have been panicking after their loss of Richard and would have been looking for someone who is, "strong and can, like, take the reins slightly" - he looks straight at James when he says this. *Oh dear, does he suspect James of having been seduced to the bad side?*  
Kenny agrees with Seb and says, "I feel like, if I was a traitor I would choose Hannah to join my team."  
"Do you mean just if the choice was between Hannah and Jerry or if the choice was between the whole group?" Michael tries to clarify.  
"Everyone!", Kenny says emphatically.  
*Yikes*, Maya and James exchange a look. They may have fudged it up royally with their choice.

In the cars to the challenge names are being bandied about. In James' car Joanna asks him straight up, "James are you a faithful?", "Yes". "Ok, Rob, are you?" "Yes", "Sharon?", "Yes", "Ok, that's all I need to know".   
"But, maybe a traitor might lie", Rob points out.  
"No, I can see it in the eyes". *Hmmmm, I wonder if she has her suspicions about James but is keeping it to herself. Part of the 'play it stupid' thing she's got going maybe?*

In Bellas car the about-turn by Myha'la has her as suspect number 1.

In Mayas car Jerry says she suspects it's Hannah, "she gets very emotionally flustered". *Jerry is incredibly observant.* *I don't think the rest of the group give her enough credit.* She correctly observed James was not himself the day after his being made a traitor and now she's picked up on Hannah. Maya is planting the seed that she thinks Julie could be the traitor as she's pushing Myha'la as an easy option. "I think you're right", agrees Jerry. *Well, that didn't take much persuasion! Maybe I'm wrong about Jerry being astute.*

Hannah is absolutely bricking it in her car next to Miranda.   
"I have to tell you guys, I'm absolutely desperate for a shield today", *oh yep, that'll throw them off the scent. Try and do something about that treacherous face. The eyes are darting about like a tweaker looking for their next fix.*

**Challenge#3: Use a battering ram to bash down the door on the different crypts to grab the treasure, and find the hidden shields.**   
"And, GO!", shouts Claudia.  
And once again, "Hold on, we need a quick briefing, this will take mere moments", James B has taken charge, in the most polite way possible, designating tasks so that everyone knows what's happening. Claudia is loving it, as is Miranda.  
"Blunty took full control.....'This is what's happening, that's what's happening'. Full army officer. I liked it very much. Found it mildly erotic, I'm not gonna lie".   
*Same, Miranda, same. I'm gonna have to go dig out my James B cd in a minute.*  
First crypt is bashed in. Rob and Michael are in and grabbed the money. No shield.  
2nd crypt is opened. "Hannah needs to go in!", Joe calls out. Myha'la and Hannah dash in. They grab the money and then see the shield. Both grab for it but Myha'la gets it. Hannah is slightly upset. Myha'la feels bad but then thinks if they don't say they have a shield then techinically maybe it can protect them both. Hannah tells her that's a good idea.  
3rd crypt is opened and Sharon and Maya go in where they grab the money and a *shield each! Lucky*! Sharon tells Maya not to say anything.  
Myha'la asks Maya if there were any shields in the crypt. Maya says no.  
Crypt 4 is opened and, surprise, surprise, they need to sacrifice 2 shields to open the treasure. Only thing is, no-one has confessed to getting a shield yet. Myha'la feels bad and so offers up her and Hannahs shield. Hannah is annoyed. Then Sharon hears them still calling for another shield and, seeing Maya not opting to give over her shield, she offers her one. Maya runs over to her to offer her reason for not handing her shield over, and to ask Sharon not to mention it. Seems a bit suspicious and a tad desperate but Sharon is so sweet and says she won't say anything. "I don't judge Maya for keeping her shield".   
They place the shields, grab the treasure and race back to Claudia just in time. 6000 pounds for the prize pool.

In the cars going back Myha'la, Hannah and Joe are being mentioned.  
In Myha'las car she asks, "Do we know how we're going to go tonight, what's the whisperings?". Julie turns around and tells her she has been mentioned and tells her why she thinks it's her. Myha'la gets a bit defensive and says she thinks Julie is a traitor and has thought so since day 1\. 

Back in the house Joanna tells Miranda she's thinking Jerry might be a traitor. Miranda says it's hard to tell with Jerry. Robs decided just to agree to whatever anyone says. Kenny straight out asks Hannah if she was turned last night. She says no. She tells him that "what traitors do is back, back, back someone and turn at the last" - ie, suggesting it's Myha'la. But is he convinced?

And so, to the roundtable. Myha'la kicks things off with explaining her reason for defending Richard. Her heart, seeing a kindred spirit in Richard in the way he loved the game didn't want to believe he could be a traitor, but her head, eventually realizing that if everyone else thought he was a traitor, and he said he was, made her vote for Richard. Miranda, rightly points out that the traitors knew Richard was probably going, so they could vote for him to not look suspicious.   
Seb asks Myha'la if she is going, then who does she think are the traitors. She says, Julie, Bella and maybe Jerry. This lights a fire in Joanna and she jumps in with her thoughts, "I think your behaviour at times is suspicious", she says to Jerry, and then to the room she says, "She moves through rooms throwing names into everyones ears, and either you're just having a crack...or you're planting seeds--"  
"I'm just asking what everyone thinks", says Jerry matter-of-factly.  
"Yeah, you're more telling", Joanna implies.   
James B is also suspicious of Jerry.  
Leigh-Ann piles on to Jerry as well, "you'd make a good traitor because you cause confusion".  
Maya agrees, "It's confusing for everyone!".   
Joanna points out, that for someone scared of being murdered she made no effort to get a shield. Jerry says, "well James was in charge of allocating who went in" \[the crypts\].  
Myha'la says she and Hannah both made sure they were up front and went in becuase they both felt like they were vulnerable and needed the shields. Bella points out that Myha'la was reluctant to give up her shield. Myha'la looks to Hannah and says maybe they should just tell why. And Hannah says she'd rather not *(wrong move in my opinion, makes her look sooo guilty)*. Myha'la says they have to keep the faithfuls in the game and so retells what happened. The shield was there, she grabbed it, she had heat on her, but maybe Hannah needed it more ...Hannah retells it as they both scrabbled for it, Myha'la grabbed it, then said, "oh wait, this doesn't matter to me". Myha'la pulls her up on that instantly, "I didn't say that... What if you are the traitor and you're just trying to get me to not say this thing". *Well, she is spot on. And Hannah looks tense-as! The STRESS etched on that womans face!!* Time to vote:  
Kenny kicks it off with Jerry.  
Maya - Jerry  
Miranda - Myha'la  
Joanne - Jerry  
Sharon - Myha'la  
Jerry - Myha'la  
Rob- Myha'la  
Leigh-Ann - Jerry  
Myha'la - Julie  
James A - Michael  
Bella - Myha'la  
Joe - Myha'la  
Seb - Myha'la  
Romesh - Myha'la  
Michael - Myha'la  
Hannah - Myha'la  
Ross - Myha'la  
James B - Myha'la  
Julie - Myha'la  
  
Awww, "Goodbye Myha'la-ver"! ( I found that James Blunt cd 😉)  
She leaves everyone with a message that the traitors aren't as dumb, silly or confused as the others think. "I think they're alot smarter". Well, message received loud and clear by Ms Marple. She's basically taken that to mean Hannah is the traitor (apparently the smartest person because she's the professor, the mathmetician - *though I really don't think it helps in this game*.)  
James tells Sharon and Miranda his theory. "The shields at the beginning were how we nominated Julie, it happened then and there, we annointed her. And then at the round table, Richard and Bella touched on the shouder too, and then during the mission Bella annointed Ross. It is Julie, and it is Bella and it is Ross ".  
Miranda puts across her viewpoint, "But what Myha'la told us just now, and what I noticed around the roundtable, Hannah is a traitor."  
Later to camera Miranda tells us, "The key actual tangible evidence is that Hannah did not declare what Myha'la had said in the crypt, and of course if Hannah was a traitor she wouldn't reveal that because it makes Myha'la sound more faithful. *I'm so into this! Ms Marple is so on!". Yassss Ms Marple! You're hot on the trail!!! Just keep it to yourself!!* We all know the most dangerous thing is for a confident faithful to tell too many people a CORRECT theory, least they tell a traitor!   
  
In the bar Seb tells Maya his possibles - Joe and Hannah. They're playing bad faithfuls because they're smart.  
Maya probes a little, "I'm sure people have theories about me".  
Seb makes a joke, "Girl I have theories about you", {laughs}  
Maya, "Of course you do, I mean that's ok. I think everyone needs to rethink their game because the traitors are having a whale of a time" - now did she mean to smirk when she said that? She looked, almost proud... Seb seemed to clock something in that as well because he's really studying her face, and maybe the possibility that he hadn't entertained earlier? That maybe Maya is a traitor?  
  
The clock chimes and everyone is off to bed. "Goodnight" Joe and Miranda say to Hannah. "Oh god, is she a traitor?" Joe wearily asks Miranda as Hannah departs.  
  
Up in the tower the traitors need to choose their next victim. James is still thinking with the mind of a faithful. He wants to protect everyone. But he does point out that if they want to cause absolute chaos, they should get rid of James B. (Noooooo! Blunty!)  
"Everyone is going to be like, 'what is going on?' They're not going to be able to figure it out. Makes my life easier because everytime someone says "James" I'm turning round..half the time it's for him...it's getting a little annoying", he jokes.  
Hannah thinks Bash (Sebastian). *Hmm, he's part of the group of "schemers" with Bella and Julie, but I wouldn't say he's a threat. Surely you'd go for the head - Julie?* Maya is thinking along the same lines, but she thinks Bella is the most dangerous in terms of working out who the traitors are. And Bella does confidently, and coherently espouse their theories at the round table. They can be quite convincing.  
Well, we've got our 3 nominees - it's come down to Blunty, Bella and Bash.  
*I am shitting myself! I'll be happy if it's Bash (Sorry Bash!). I really want Bella to get to the end! And I really want to see more of Blunty taking charge!* 
*Quick! To the next episode!!*